“It’s all about the kids”

A poem taking the piss out of the ‘shill’ movement and those who profiteer from Shitshow

It’s all about the kids

But I’ll cream something off for me

Whilst teasing you with cryptic tweets

“Change is coming, we’ll be free…”

I’ll take you so far down the road

Please fill in the blanks

I’ve a reputation to maintain 

And cash I have to bank

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It’s all about the kids 

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I know it’s what you’ve heard before

The same regurgitated flannel

But we must protect the kids

I can’t say too much, you understand….

Won’t talk of side effects or injuries

That’s not in keeping with ‘my brand’

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If we disregard my country pile

Funded by your ‘kind donations’

And that I somehow got to Florida

Without my vaccinations 

Then, absolutely I’m like you!

But…..did I mention my new book?

I’m signing copies this weekend

Come down and take a look!

Even better, have a selfie

Tag me in from your account

Go show your fellow ‘pure bloods’

And increase my follow count.

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“Something big is coming”

I have it from a trusted source

Can’t tell you who or what it is

That’s classified, of course

If you’re looking for ‘some balance’

Then you know just who to ask

I’m selling T-shirts, pens, car stickers

Even a ‘freedom lover’s’ mask 

I’m off to GB news today

For I’ve a podcast I must plug 

But for you sir, may I recommend 

A ‘complete and utter’ mug

PS: If I ever ask for money

I’ll be more honest than these shills

It won’t be ever be for ‘coffee’

But to pay my fucking bills.

Ha ha ha👇🏼