ULEZ
Doesn’t really matter does it?
Only London, isn’t it?
Not like it’s in my backyard, mate!
And it’s only £12.50.
And…..what’s a few cameras if you’ve nothing to hide?
Everybody wants fresh air and if I can pay £12.50 and it makes clean air, then…….that’s like Harry Potter shit!
Urban sourcery, isn’t it?
Yes - the way Jesus turned water into wine, Khan has found a way of making YOUR CASH disappear into THIN AIR!
Hang on……
Is it THIN AIR ’cause of the ozone layer stuff or THICK AIR because of the smog?
Might even all be HOT AIR.…..
Hmm….
He has a book out too, doesn’t he?
Called ‘Breathe’.
It’s in rainbow colours because he likes rainbows too.
Breathing and rainbows.
What a nice bloke!
I like breathing, I do!
AND
I like rainbows!
And the genius thing is, that if poor people can’t afford the £12.50 then they still get to contribute, just by, you know…….not going out.
Sounds harsh, but we all have to make sacrifices!
Not like we can plant trees or anything is it?
That’s soooo last century.
We need modern solutions to modern problems!
And modern problems are more complicated.
I think.
Or have people become…….more……. ‘simple’?
It’s a good job ‘experts’ know, isn’t it?
I LOVE modern day Britain.
We really are ‘all in it together’, aren’t we?
THE SHIT
Someone sent me a quote.
That the lovely mayor wants to stop people dying of the pollution that the cars make. But if you pay £12.50 the people he says he is saving can go fuck themselves. Just about sums it up.
...and BREATHE! Great little rant :) These twats in power honestly believe there is a bottomless pocket they can help themselves to in pursuit of their political fantasies.
I just received a speeding NIP for 35mph so I'm doubly sick of the Big Brother surveillance right now.