Pirates of the Carolean

A new movie is showing in town

“Eliza-death’

I don’t know what is worse, the “Diana on steroids” national hysteria or the prospect of the sequel.

She was consistent.

I’ll give her that.

Consistently bloody heartless.

Unless you were a horse or a corgi, of course in which case you got a bit of Liz-love.

Let’s recap.

• Bailing out her seedy son to the tune of millions

• plugging an experimental vax when she was supposed to be impartial

• letting her disabled cousins stay locked up all their lives in hospital

• slaughtering countless animals for fun

….and these are just the things people ACCEPT and PUBLICLY ACKNOWLEDGE she did.

And now we have some spineless friend of Sa-VILE stepping up.

“Read the room, Julie”

Oh, I’m reading alright, and it’s looking an awful lot like ‘Hard Times’, which is why I can’t back this bullshit.

The phrase “toxic relationship” was invented for some of you guys!

Already you’ve bought into the new movie;

“Pirates of the Carolean”

Tell me again why is it so popular?

Starring Johnny Debt or should that be US - Joe flaming Muggins?

Yes, a new generation of leeches are waiting to loot you of your hard earned cash and some of you ARE HAVING IT!

It’s not enough that already this year we have chucked billions at Ukraine and funded a massive jubilee knees up, all whilst being told WE must tighten our belts.

Well, my belt is tighter than a choker at a Michael Hutchence fetish club.

Yes, the fella is grieving but so am I - for a country that somehow in the push for trans, lost its fucking balls.

This has to end.

Let’s pass the Duchy (and its owner) to the left hand side and hope it’s overboard.

Many of us are already drowning and the rest of us have been walking a plank for too long.

Sausage fingers must roll.

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